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Friday, October 27, 2006

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 20:57:36 GMT

...Girls...

I hate 'em.

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Sat, 23 Sep 2006 22:31:16 GMT

Of Montreal show rocked my ovaries.

Courtesy of Caity Cat.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Fri, 22 Sep 2006 00:49:54 GMT

Tomorrow. Of Montreal. I'm psyched and willing to give sucker punches.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Tue, 19 Sep 2006 03:03:13 GMT

This is a photo that the satelite Hubble took of a very small fraction of space. It focused on this one spot for four months, and here's what it found:

There are over 10,000 galaxies in this picture, and on average there are about 1 trillion (1,000,000,000,000) stars in every galaxy. We only revolve around one star in one galaxy. Who's to say we're the only ones?

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Wed, 13 Sep 2006 16:39:33 GMT

I think I'm the only person that old pickup lines actually work on anymore.

Poor Drew... I worried him sick.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 00:35:36 GMT

Makes you think...

I drank moonshine today. And learned to snap.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:37:10 GMT

I find this inspiring. This guy's taken a picture of himself every day for six years, and it's almost depressing watching him age.

He kinda looks like the lovechild of Billy Crystal and John Bender from the Breakfast Club, though. GUFFAW!

However, this would also make another good "Doesn't change facial expression" ytmnd.

AHA! Speaking of ytmnd... I haven't taken a look at that in a while.

They're already making Steve Irwin ytmnds? Jesus Christ!

I have to admit... I did laugh at that. I'm a bad person.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 17:14:01 GMT

Welp... as I'm sure you all know, Steve Irwin was owned by a stingray.

I think we'll have to pull a Zissou and kill that fucker.

And now that I'm in the mood, let's watch the scene where good ol' Steve fucks some Philipino pirates uppp. And what better song is there to kill to than Search and Destroy by The Stooges? There is none!

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Sat, 02 Sep 2006 19:03:47 GMT

I'm having a suck day. SUCK. DAY.

Someone threw an ass load of CDs in the yard. I managed to recover a burned CD with "fuck" written all over it. How cliche. Not surprisingly, it was full of shit. Slipknot, White Zombie, etc... It clashed nicely with the Madonna & Latoya Jackson CDs. I didn't even bother picking up Pink's CD. That shit is fertilizer.

On top of that, my friends don't love me, and I miss school already. Long weekends are too lonely.

EDIT - Since when the fuck was it September?

Friday, August 25, 2006

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 21:58:20 GMT

My mom and I just had the funniest conversation ever on the phone... she had to have been high. She didn't even say hello...

Me: Hello?
Mom: Don't sell yourself short.
Me: ..............Are you drunk?
Mom: Kate?
Me: Yeah?
Mom: Kate!
Me: Yeah...?
Mom: Kate!!
Me: WHAT!?
Mom: [Giggles] You'll go a million miles with smiles.
Me: [Laughing my ass off.]
Mom: Seriously! People are attracted to you like a magnet to a flame.
Me: A magnet to a flame, huh? Great...
Mom: [Cracking up...]
[We both just crack up for about 5 minutes.]
Mom: Kate, don't be serious. Serious is *raspberries*... You know, like a fart. [Giggles...] DON'T THINK I'M OLD, KATE!
Me: Okay, mom. I don't think you're old.
Mom: Boys are retarded.
Me: Okay, mom. I'll talk to you later.

Okay, not that funny. But my point is I love my mommy. >:l